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Elemental hero Avian

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I WANT ONE SO BAD. IF U HAVE ON UR A DEAD PERSON

Official Trollin, lolcat and fail pic Thread.

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Week 1: Sky Scourge Norleras

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This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by removing from play 1 LIGHT Fairy-Type monster and 3 DARK Fiend-Type monsters in your Graveyard. You can pay 1000 Life Points to send all cards on the field and in both players' hands to the Graveyard, then you draw 1 card.

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PMD Comedy

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:19:37 +0000

Lopunny: DIS GUY TOO STRONG

Magmortar: NOW DIEZ

Gardevoir: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Salamence: HYDRO PUMP

Magmortar: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Salmence: OH YES I DID IT. HYDRO PUMP

MAGMORTAR WAS DEFEATED

Magmortar runs

Salamence: ARE YOU OK?

Gardevoir: FINE THANK YOU SALAMENCE

Lopunny: HE MEANT US NOOB

Gardevoir: NO HE MEANT ME

Salamence: NO I MEANT THEM

Gardevoir: NOOOOO!!!!! *crys*

Medicham: *is drunk and passes out*

Gardevoir: *slaps Lopunny*

Lopunny: NO HE'S MINE!!!! *tackles*

Gardevoir: I WANT TREASURE. WE'LL SETTLE DIS LATER

She walks away

Salamence: WTF WAS THAT ABOUT?!!

Salamence enters a dungeon

.......................................................................

Gardevoir: FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO YOU

Salamence: Gardevoir...

Gardevoir: Lopunny is a ho

Salamence: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Gardevoir: OH YES I DID

Charizard: HAI

Rhyperior: HAI

Salamence: HAI

Charizard: Oh Gardevoir?

Rhyperior: Got into another fight with Lopunny?

Gardevoir: >_<

Lopunny: HAI

Gardevoir: GTFO HO!

Lopunny: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Gardevoir: OH YES I DID

Salamence: Laughing

Charizard: Laughing

Rhyperior: Laughing

Gardevoir & Lopunny: SHUT UP

Salamence: I THOUGHT I WAS LOVED

Charizard: MEANIES

Gardevoir: NO I STILL LOVE YOU SALAMENCE BUT I HATE CHARIZARD SO SHUT UP CHARIZARD

Lopunny: OH YOU DID NOT JUST TELL CHARIZARD TO SHUT UP

Rhyperior: PSST SALAMENCE I THINK LOPUNNY HAZ A CRUSH ON CHARIZARD TOO

Salamence: oshi-

Gardevoir: SEE!!!! SHE IZ A HO!!!!

Salamence: STOP FIGHTIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG, YOURE TEARING US APAAAAAAAAAAAART Sad

Rhyperior: Laughing

Charizard: I AGREE WITH SALAMENCE

Gardevoir: SHE STARTED IT BY BEING A HO

Lopunny: *gasp*

Salamence: DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Charizard: PWNT

Rhyperior: Laughing

Salamence: <3 being famous

Lopunny: YOUR ALL IGNORANT a******s!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!

Gardevoir: ...NO, YOU JUST A HO....

Salamence: SEE SHE IS MEAN. IM LEAVING

Charizard: ME TOO

Rhyperior: HEY WAIT FOR ME

Gardevoir: NO SALEMENCE DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE

Lopunny: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO GARDEVOIR

Gardevoir: roflmao

Lopunny: YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM

Salamence: Took long enough...

Rhyperior & Charizard: *eating popcorn*

Lopunny:GET LOST GARDEVOIR U b****

Gardevoir: f*** YOU *Leaves*

Salamence: Cool

Rhyperior: Laughing

Charizard: Is that all you can do is lol?

Salamence: Now what?

Rhyperior: COULD THIS BE THE END OF TEAM CHARM?!

Charizard: I GUESS SO

Lopunny: WE HAZ NEW MEMBER, MEET CLEFABLE

Clefable: HAI GUISE

Charizard: HAI

Salamence: LET'S GO BACK TO TOWN

Rhyperior: OK

All: *walks to town*

Gardevoir: THAT a****** LOPUNNY

Dimensional Portal opens

Slifer: WHERE THE f*** AM I

Rhyperior: WTF IS IT?

Charizard: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Slifer: I AM SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON. I WAS WATCHING THAT LITTLE THING ON MY GIAGANTIC T.V. THEN I ENDED UP HERE

Salamence: Gardevoir.......YOU DID THE RIGHT THING

Clefable: ....

Lopunny: NOEZ!!!!!

Slifer: I f***ing LOVE THIS SHOW

Medicham: I SAW EVERYTHING. I DON'T KNOW WHOSE SIDE TO TAKE

Salamence: IT WILL BE OK GARDEVOIR.

Dimension Portal opens...again

Mega Ultra Chicken: HAI GUISE

Slifer: RA!!! WASSUP HOMIE

Gardevoir: WHERE THE f*** ARE ALL THESE CHICKENS COMING FROM?

Lopunny: HEY GARDEVOIR. I STILL HAZ SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU

Gardevoir: OH YEAH!!!! *uses Confusion*

MISSED

Lopunny: HA HA A NOOB LIKE YOU DUN DERSERVE SOMEONE LIKE SALAMENCE

Gardevoir: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Lopunny: SEE SALAMENCE. SHE SUCKS

Gardevoir: YOU SON OF A b****

Lopunny: PAYBACK

Salamence: STOP FIGHTIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG

Charizard: THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY

Salamence: IM LEAVING.

Lopunny: NOZ!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT GARDEVOIR YOU WHORE!!

Salamence: Bai

Gardevoir: *gasp* AT LEAST I CAN GET SOME

Lopunny: UUURRGGGGHHHH RAEG!!!!

Salamence: KEEP FIGHTING OVER ME. IM ENJOYING THIS

*Gardevoir & Lopunny tussle*

Rhyperior: AM I IN HEAVEN?

Mega Ultra Chicken:
Salamence: Bai I'm leaving

Charizard: BAI
Salamence: I THINK I LUV GARDEVOIR BUT DO I?

Gardevoir: YES YES YOU DO

Lopunny: STFU
Salamence: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN

Gardevoir: I WASN'T BEING MEAN IT WAS LOPUNNY

Lopunny: LIES

Gardevoir: IT'S THE TRUTH

Lopunny: FWI, I HAVE HAD SEX BEFORE

Slifer: THIS IS MY FAV SHOW

Ra: SECOND THAT

Salamence: I'm gonna be a millionare. Just gotta send this to T.V. Station.

Charizard: BEER ANYONE?!

Garndevoir: PROVE IT b****

Lopunny: HERES MY SEX TAPE

Rhyperior, Charizard, and Salamence: *jaw drops*

Slifer: OH EM GEE SHE JUST DID DAT

Garndevoir: ROFLMAO YOU HAD SEX WITH A BELSPROUT?!?! XD

Lopunny: HE COULD DO AMAZING THINGS WITH HIS VINES.

Ra: Too much. Just too much.

Salamence: No. Just no. You crossed a line there. I dont like you.

Charizard: What kinds of things? O.O

Rhyperior: LMAO
Gardevoir: LOPUNNY YOUR FULL OF BS

Lopunny: GO FROM AN EXPLORATION TEAM YOU LONER

Salamence: This show is quite popluar...

SALAMENCE IS RIGHT....

...............................

Kakashi: I LOVE THIS SHOW

...............................

Kaiba: IM BUYING EVERY EPISODE

.....................................

BACK TO WORLD

Salamence: *Faints from the massive headache from thinking*

Gardevoir: SALAMENCE!!! *runs to Salamence*

Lopunny: NO U *tackles Gardevoir* *runs to Salamence*
Slifer: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Ra: :shock:

Obelisk: YO DAWG I JUST GOT HERE

Ra: SUP HOMIE
Salamence: I LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE

Lopunny: SO YOU PICK ME RIGHT?

Gardevoir: NO U HE'S GOING TO PICK ME!!!!!

Salamence: WRRRRROOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!! I PICK CLEFABLE!!!!!!!

Slifer: THE f***?

Ra: :o

Obelisk: OSHI-
Salamence: JUST KIDDING

Clefable: aw

Rhyperior: *has heart attack*

Charizard: *rapidly eats popcorn*

Lopunny: SO WHO DO U PICK?
Kaiba: IT HAS TO BE GARDEVOIR

Mokuba: NO IT'S GONNA BE LOPUNNY

............................

Salamence: Pretty Obvious....GARDY

Slifer: :shock:

Ra: :shock:

Obelisk: OSHI-

Gardevoir: IN YOUR FACE YOU HO!!!!

Lopunny: :cry:

Kaiba: *smiles evily* +1000 dead puppies
Yugi: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Rhyperior: 8)

Charizard:

Dark magician: :o

Blue Eyes White Dragon: WHAT DID I MISS GUISE?
DM: THE BEST PART DUMBASS

Salamence: Um...Now what

Rhyperior: GET LAID

BEWD:

Dialga: CUT. Good Job Guys

salamence gets loads of fanmail

Episode 2

Salamence: GROAN

Charizard: HAI

Rhyperior: HAI

Shinx: I-I-I-I'm lost.....

Salamence: ohai

Meanwhile....

Lopunny: IM GONNA KILL THAT SON OF A b****

Shinx: Can you help me home?

Meanwhile...

Medicham: Calm down Lopunny.

Salamence stares at Charizard

Charizard: OK OK

............................

Lopunny: STFU. I know u like him too

*Shinx and Charizard walk through forest*

Meanwhile...

Medicham: So...

Lopunny: BETTER NOT BETRAY ME

Medicham: I won't.

Lopunny: Very Happy NOW HELP ME WITH THIS WHOLE SALAMENCE THING

Medicham: Ambush FTW?

............................

Charizard: Alright here's your home little buddy.

???: Good job Shinx. NOW U, CHARIZARD!!!! GIVE US YOUR MONEY

Charizard: Who what? Who's there?

Luxray(s): US!!!

Charizard: LOL HEY SALAMENCE, RHYPERIOR

Salamence: Sup

Rhyperior: Yo

Luxray Leader: WTF

Salamence: We're the ones who tricked you

Slifer: THE f***? BUT THEY WERE MILES AWAY?

Ra: Shocked

Obelisk: OSHI-

Gardevoir: HAI

Luxray: THE f***?

Shinx: What does f*** mean?

Luxray: OSHI-

Charizard: HEAT WAVE

Salamence: HYDRO PUMP

Rhyperior: ROCK BLAST

Gardevoir: SHADOW BALL

Luxray: MISSED lrn2notbn00bz RAAWWWWWRRRRRRRRR *used Roar*

Rhyperior: MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUSTU

used Rock Blast 1000 times

Luxray and friends faint

Naruto: THE f***?

....................

Sauske: OMG THIS SHOW IS BETTER THAN GAY PORN

.......................

Joey: <333333333333333333333333333

Yugi: INAORITE

...................

Salamence: I haz Naruto The Broken Bond for Xbox 360

Rhyperior: OMG NO WAI

Salamence: OMG YA WAI It kicks so much f***ing @$$

THEY GO BACK

Gardevoir: WELL WELL LOPUNNY

Lopunny: WELL WELL GARDEVOIR

Obelisk: OSHI-

Kaiba:

Gardevoir: GTFO

Lopunny: NO U NOT TILL I GET SALAMENCE

Gardevoir: NEVER

Lopunny: BLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH *tackles*

Gardevoir uised Thunderbolt

Lopunny used Shadow Ball

Gardevoir:

Salamence: STOP FIGHTING

Charizard: 4srs this is getting old

Slifer: THE F***? THIS WAS GETTING INTERESTING!!! RAEG!!!!!!

Lopunny: NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE ME SALAMENCE

Salamence: Oh F***

SALAMENCE FAINTED

Gardevoir: LOOK WAT U DID LOPUNNY

Lopunny: BUT I DUN DID NOTHING

Gardevoir: IT'S AUTOMATICALLY UR FAULT U SALAMENCE STEALIN HO

Lopunny: NO U DA HO

Salamence: rock star lifestyle might don't make it
Living life high everyday click wasted
Sipping on purple stuff rolling up stanky
Wake up in the morning 10 clock dranking
Party, party, party, let's all get wasted
Shake it for me baby girl, do it butt naked
I'm so wasted, she so wasted shout the bartender
Send 20 more cases

Lopunny: I'LL SHAKE IT FOR YOU SALAMENCE

Gardevoir: *gasp* YOU HO

Rhyperior: *has yet another heart attack*

Charizard: GARDY WAS RIGHT

Salamence: CAN'T A POKEMON LISTEN TO HIS GANGSTA RAP Sad

Gardevoir: Apparently not.

Lopunny: SALAMENCE I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!

OMFG I LUVZ U GARDEVOIR <33333333333333333333333333

Lopunny: NOOOOOEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Gardevoir: YESH I LUVZ YOU TOO SALAMENCE

Palkia: WUZ UP HOMIEZ

Gardevoir: NOOOOOOOOO

Lopunny: Shocked

Rhyperior: PIMP

Latias: SALAMENCE MY HUBBY I LUVZ YOOOUUUU

Lopunny: KILL THE b****

Gardevoir: Lopunny...truse for now

Latias: U CAN'T KILLZ ME I CAN FLY

Lopunny: Truce

Gardevoir: THUNDERBOLT

LATIAS Fled

Salamence: BAI

Gardevoir & Lopunny: WHAT A HO

Salamence: Meanies. YOU WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE AT ME ANYMOAR.

Slifer: DUN DUN DUN

Ra: :shock:

Obelisk: OSHI-

Gardevoir & Lopunny: :cry:

Latias: IN UR FACE NUBZ *leaves*

Salamence: COME GUYZ

Charizard: COMMING

Rhyperior: ME TOO

G&L: NOOOOOOOOO

Salamence: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Gardevoir & Lopunny: :Cry:

THE NEXT DAY

Salamence and Charizard are playing Halo ODST on Xbox Live

Charizard: CURSES FOILED AGAIN

Salamence: 8)

Rhyperior: HI GUISE CAN I PLAY

Salamence: OK

Charizard: yesterday was so lulz

............................

Gardevoir: f***ing LATIAS

Rhyperior: *has heart attack from playing too much*

Salamence: loln00b Yesterday was lulz Latias > Gardevoir and Lopunny

Charizard: XD

...................................

Lopunny: MUST KILL LATIAS

Latias: DAMN RIGHT

Salamence: IM SUCH A PLAYA

Rhyperior: I WISH I WAS A PLAYA

Charizard: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Salamence: XD

END OF EPISODE 2

[/spoiler]
Episode 3

]Gardevoir: LATIAS YOU f***er GET AWAY FROM HIM

LATIAS: HE'S MINE I FOUND HIM FIRST b****. GO RAPE LITTLE GIRLS

Gardevoir: RAEG!!!!!! SALAMENCE IS THAT TRUE? WHO DID YOU FIND FIRST?

Salamence: I SAVED LATIAS FROM DYING

Latias: YES HE DID. HE'S SO COOL

Gardevoir: *fakes heart attack*

Salamence: I'm not falling for that

Gardevoir: *begins to actually choke on saliva*

Charizard*mimicking Salamence's voice*: I LUV U GARDY

She wakes up

Salamence: :lol:

Gardevoir: I HATE YOU LATIAS

Latias: SALAMENCE IS MY MAN. f*** OFF

Salamence: STOP FIGHTING. YOUR TEARING US APRAT

Lopunny: HOW BOUT SALAMENCE TAKES ALL 3 OF US

Latias: HE'S MINE. IM NOT SHARING HIS LUV

Lopunny: selfish...

Latias: 8)

Lopunny: b****

Salamence: Oh!
I'm into you,
And girl,
No..one else would do,
Cuz with every kiss and every hug,
You make me fall in love,
And now I..know I can't be the only one,
I bet his heart's all over the world tonight,

Charizard: Who you talkin' to Salamence?

Salamence: HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT LATIAS

Gardevoir: RRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR *shadow ball on Latias*

Salamence: Stay fresh everyday, jewelry stay glowin'
I got plenty money and all you niggas knowin'

Lopunny: *dizzy punches Salamence*

Salamence is down

Latias: b**** I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Salamence wakes up and gives the finger

EPISODE 4

Salamence. Rhyperior and Charizard are playing Call of Duty in Xbox Live

Charizard: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Salamence: Cool

Rhypeior: CURSES FOLED AGAIN

Salamence: IM SUCH A GANGSTA

Rhyperior: Get Laid then. There's Latias, Gardevoir, Lopunny, Vapoereon...

Salamence smacks him

Rhyperior: D=

Salamence: =D

Charizard: 6 days, 6 DAYS THEN WE BUY MODERN WARFARE 2!!!!!!!!!!

Salamence: DAMN RIGHT

Meanwhile...

Gardevoir: THIS IS ALL UR FAULT U HO

Lopunny: f*** OFF

Wigglytuff: STOP FIGHTING. YOUR TEARING US AAPPPPPPPPPPAARRRRRRTTTTTT D=

....................................................................

Salamence: I WIN AGAIN

Rhyperior: YOU SON OF A...

Charizard:

Salamence: I haz Need For Speed Undercover

Rhyperior: OMG NO WAI

Salamence: YES WAI

Charizard:

a few days later

Salamence: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

Charzard: WHY IS GARDEVOIR ON THE FLOOR AND LOPUNNY BEING ARRESTED BY DEPUTY NIDOKING

Nidoking: LOPUNNY WAS RAPING GARDEVOIR

Salamence: WHAT?!

Charizard: It's was an attempt to Kill her

Salamence: THAT ROTTEN POKEMON

Lopunny: NOOOO SHE MUST DIE

Nidoking: Enough. Take her away

5 Haunter: OK

Latias: This went to far...

Salamence: My pimpness caused all this...D:

Latias: DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. LOPUNNY IS A MEAN POKEMON. SHE DISSIED PUNCH YOU REMEMBER?

Salamence: Oh yeah...

Kaiba: OMG LOPUNNY GOT ARRESTED BEST SHOW EVAR

Salamence: There's another Lopunny. Her sister. She'll take over Team Charm. Plus she's nicer. WHICH MEANS I CAN BE PLAYA AGAIN
Latias: BUT WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEE

Salamence: OH DON'T WORRY. UR STILL MY MAIN GIRL ;D

Rhyperior: So...she's your bottom b****?

Salamence: Charizard

Charizard: I'm on it

Charizard smack him

Rhyperior: D=

Charizard and Salamence: =D

MEANWHILE

Judge Mewtwo sentenced Lopunny to Life in Prison

Lopunny: NOOOOOOOO

She is chained and escorted out to the Big Girl Prison

...............................................

She is thrown into a cell.

TBC

We needed a deck.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:18:47 +0000

-Monsters 19-
1 Dark Armed Dragon
1 Gorz, the Emissary of Darkness
3 Infernity Archfiend
1 Infernity Dwarf
2 Infernity Necromancer
2 Infernity Guardian
1 Summoner Monk
1 Mist Valley Soldier
1 Mechanical Hound
2 Phantom of Chaos
1 Sky Scourge Norleras
3 Necro Gardna

-Spells 9-
2 Lightning Vortex
1 Heavy Storm
1 Mystical Space Typhoon
1 Card Destruction
2 Foolish Burial
2 Allure of Darkness

-Traps 12-
3 Full Salvo
3 Reckless Greed
1 Mirror Force
1 Torrential Tribute
1 Call of the Haunted
3 Waboku

-Side Deck 15-
2 The Dark Creator
1 Infernity Necromancer
1 Snipe Hunter
1 Infernity Guardian
2 Infernity Beast
2 Hand Destruction
2 Shield and Sword
1 Solemn Judgment
3 Threatening Roar

PREPARE TO EXPERINCE A FORCE LIKE NO OTHER

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:24:53 +0000

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OFFICIAL BERSERK DRAGON THREAD ALSO POLARIS IS A GOOD DRUG SUPPLIER

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FIRST DISCUSSION :D

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:57:47 +0000

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OHAI THAR

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:38:38 +0000

HAI

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Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:11:19 +0000

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